Night Crumbs

November 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Emily Blunt is on the cover of Vogue in Mary Poppins drag and her expression is a mixture of “meh” and “stoned into the clouds” (they don’t call her Emily SmokeABlunt for nothing)! That’s a pretty fitting facial expression, because I’m pretty meh about this new Mary Poppins’ movie and I know I’m going to have to get ten kinds of stoned to watch it – Lainey Gossip

Bella Hadid is here to once again show you how bad 90s fashion could be – Popoholic

If your dead heart hasn’t felt things from the It’s Always Sunny coming out dance yet, here you go – Towleroad

The Spice Girls have reached “let’s tell a story about the time one of us barfed in the other one’s mouth” levels of desperate in their bid to sell tickets to their reunion tour. And yes, some sucio bitch will probably fap to that – Celebitchy

Elegance has been redefined by Rita Ora’s strip club Swan Lake look – Drunken Stepfather

The Woosley Wildfire took Caitlyn Jenner’s Malibu house – Just Jared

If you’ve got your Masters in She-Ra, go for your PhD! – SyFy Wire

“I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET SOME HD CLOSE-UP CRYSTAL CLEAR DICK AND INSTEAD I GET COLD WET SOFT BLURRINESS AND CROTCH HAIRS!” – me to Netflix while trying to get a refund (NSFW because Chris Pine’s blurry wet peen is at the link) – OMG BlogĀ 

Pic: Vogue

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