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October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Pennelope Pettersen, the grandma who scared a nude trespasser away by taking her teeth out!

Hell hath no fury like a memaw whose life gets interrupted by some bullshit. Pennelope Petterson of Titusville, FL had gotten up at 2 in the morning on Friday and heard what she thought was her cat on her back porch. Pennelope opened up her blinds, but instead of being hit with the sight of some big pussy, she was hit with the sight of some dick. Intruder dick, to be more specific.

WFTV9 says that a 28-year-old dude named Axel Rivera was standing balls-out naked on Pennelope’s porch. Axel had allegedly also flashed one of her neighbors. It was 2 in the damn morning, so Pennelope wasn’t about to mess around. Pennelope pulled out her dentures and screamed, “Grandma no teeth!” Now usually if you heard about a hot grandma pulling out her teeth in front of a naked dude, you’d think it was a scene out of PornHub’s GILF section. But this was some serious shit and it could’ve gotten bad. Axel may have made the dead wrong decision to flash someone and break into Pennelope’s house, but he made the right decision by running off as soon as Pennelope busted out the “I‘m gonna beat your ass” position.

The police caught and arrested a naked Axel Rivera. He faces charges of burglary and exposing his parts. He’s being held on $20,000 bail. Prosecutors said in court that Axel was probably drunk at the time of his flashing. And as for if Pennelope, who worked in law enforcement, was scared, she wasn’t, saying, “He was just a dumbass.”

Another Don’t Give A Fuck blossom sprouts out of the soils of Florida. You know a grandma is serious when she takes her teeth out. That means she’s about to whoop your ass but doesn’t want to mess up her teeth. IN THIS ECONOMY, a granny on a fixed income isn’t going to get her dentures wrecked because of some dumbass.

Pic: WTFV9 (Thanks, Alyssa!)

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