Afternoon Crumbs

It’s been a week and so you deserve to lie down and soothe your nerves while gently resting your head onto Christopher Meloni’s pasty white nalgitas. Although, in these pictures of a chonies-less Christopher Meloni shooting scenes for his TV show Happy, his butt cheeks look a little stressed out. And yes, I see you hos offering to de-stress his ass by running it a Calgon bath and pouring it a glass of red wine – Just Jared
As Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs bump arty fuck parts, their exes Mia Goth and Robert Pattinson posed at the San Sebastian Film Festival premiere of their new movie. And Mia Goth is giving me Robert Palmer girl if Robert Palmer performed on Saturn – Lainey Gossip
Excuse me while I make the same face at Jane Fonda that she made at Megyn Kelly – Pajiba
Kim Richards is no longer on probation – Reality Tea
You can now listen to Robyn’s Honey without having to watch Girls – Towleroad
Tiffany Haddish could’ve been tusslin’ with New York and Hottie for Foofy Foofy’s love – SOW
Hard nipples: Bella Hadid’s got ’em – Drunken Stepfather
Hard nipples: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s got them too – Popoholic
Hard nipples: And so does Alexander Skarsgard! – IWish.org
Pic: Backgrid