It seems like just yesterday we learned that Canadian Good Boy Rapper, Drake, had fathered a child, who he revealed for the first time by rapping about him in a song. Welp, the old “revealing my secret love child” trope really did the trick and Drake sold a shit ton of albums. Now Drake is relaxing and doing him: AKA spending his money and finding the next girl to knock up in secret.
Accroding to Metro UK, 31-year-old Drake has been getting close with 18-year-old model Bella Harris, who is the daughter of music producer Jimmy Jam. Bella and Drake have known each other for a while now: she modelled for his OVO clothing line back in 2017 and apparently the two knew each other before then. So why now are people thinking the two could be dating? I’ll tell you! Because they took a picture together! Let me go find some hot guys and take a picture with them, maybe people will think we’re dating too.
This is the Instagram post which piqued the interest of the internet:
So cute. No place she’d rather be. Me either. I would also love to be cuddled up next to a $100 million net worth. Cuddle the fuck up!
After the picture was posted people took a few approaches in their commentary. Some were careful to warn Bella of Drake’s previous male fuckery:
“Don’t let that fuck Boy break your heart.”
Some were snarky and judgmental:
“I thought drake likes his girls bbw…”
Some wondered what the age situation was since Drake is quickly approaching adulthood (Men only become adults at 50):
“How old is she cause if she not over 27-31 drake better not mess with her.”
And some went the classic route of being highly delusional and jealous:
“Stay away from my husband.”
Reps for neither Drake nor Bella have commented on this situation but expect Drake not to comment on it until he’s gotten Bella pregnant, hid her away on an island for a year and half, and then is forced to talk about it after another rapper points it out first. You know? A romantic declaration.