Britney Spears had a “Durh, where did I just fly five-hours in a private jet to?” moment while performing in the UK for her tour. While she was in Brighton putting on a hugely gay performance for their Pride celebrations, no one seemed to have informed Britney of that. In her defense, she focuses on memorizing her complex arm-waving choreography and doesn’t have space in that head for petty information such as “cities“. And well, Brit Brit probably never knows where she is, unless she’s in a Starbucks.
Turning to someone armed with more information than her (a backup dancer) Britney asked where they were and was informed she was currently lip-syncing to an audience for Brighton Pride. Britney, ever the performer, jumped up as though she had already known that and shouts: “WHAT’S UP BRIGHTON PRIDE?!” Here’s the clip:
“Where are we?” -Britney ?? #BrightonPride
— Britney Army (@BlessBritney) August 5, 2018
This is not the first time Britney has forgotten information. She’s forgotten where she was currently performing a few times in the past, and also recently forgot who the reigning Gay of New York was when she didn’t remember Andy Cohen‘s name. Oh, and she even called Tinashe Tinasha even though they literally did a song together, so keeping information locked in that blonde head of hers is a trend.
Who knew that one of the reasons behind Britney’s Vegas residency was just so that she could actually know her physical location? Don’t ever change Britney, you wouldn’t be our Pop Princess if you weren’t a Cheetos-loving location-forgetting lip-syncing All-American girl.