Elle Macpherson Is Dating THEE Anti-Vaccine Doctor
Elle Macpherson saw Jerry Hall marrying an evil billionaire and showed her up by getting with an anti-vaxx villain.
54-year-old Elle was spotted canoodling with former British doctor, 61-year-old Andrew Wakefield while in Miami at a farmer’s market. You may be asking yourself: “Why did Kristian say ‘former’?” Well kiddos, it’s because he is no longer allowed to practice medicine in the UK.
You might need to update your vaccines before seeing the icky Farmer’s Market picture of Elle realizing she’s probably got the mumps now:
Andrew Wakefield kissing Elle Macpherson at farmers’ market in Miami.
Not worked out that bad then…. pic.twitter.com/kXD9y1x1nh— Dr Mark Porter (@drmarkporter) July 17, 2018
The DailyMail reports that Andrew Wakefield was barred by the British General Medical Council in 2010, after they investigated some allegations that he was dishonest in his research and performed “invasive and unnecessary” procedures on children. Sounds fucking awful. After this, the paper he published in 1998 where he falsely claimed that MMR vaccines are linked to autism, got retracted. He still defends his anti-vaccine opinions and still says that his research was not fraudulent. It should be noted that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say that there is no scientific study which has found a link between vaccines and autism. Andrew’s findings are often credited with starting the anti-vaccine movement popular with messes like Jenny McCarthy, Kat Von D and Kristin Cavallari.
Both Elle and Andrew are fresh off previous relationships. Elle just divorced her billionaire man Jeffrey Sofer a year ago, and Andrew is currently separated from his wife, Carmel Wakefield. Carmel, though, was a bit shocked to see her ex dating a model since they only broke up a few months ago. That’s a rough one. Stick with your man through losing his medical license and then you get replaced by a model? Tough week for Carmel.
The DailyMail spoke with Carmel’s brother, Finbar O’Donovan, who had a lot to say about this:
“Carmel called me this morning saying, ‘Have you seen the photos of Andrew and Elle Macpherson kissing on the MailOnline?’ I told her I hadn’t but I took a look. She sounded shocked and said she was very surprised but also seemed amused that her husband had found a new girlfriend, who is a top model. She feels let down because it would seem that they got together soon after she and Andrew split, which was only a few months ago. It is very soon after a marriage breakdown.”
Soon after a marriage breakdown? Oh these Brits, they don’t realize how fast things go in America, do they? The divorce lifecycle in the United States is much faster than in the UK. You could be remarried with a new child on day three of a divorce! This is slow!
In terms of the whole “I’m contributing to dead infectious diseases resurfacing on the Earth” thing, I don’t think Elle really cares about her new man’s opinions on vaccines. Her children, 20-year-old Flynn and 15-year-old Cy, are fully grown and likely don’t need to think of vaccines. And then I know this girl is a health nut! She once told People Magazine that she only exists on alkaline waters and elixirs: “I tackle internal aging by nourishing my cells from the inside and the welcome by-product is looking and feeling good.” So the idea that she wouldn’t want vaccines in her system is not shocking to me. What’s a bit of bubonic plague if it means you aren’t poisoning your body with anything non-alkaline? Anything to look good.
Pic: Wenn.com, AP