Cardi B is proving to be the ultimate ride-or-die type of wifey to rapper Offset, as she continues to defend him for passing his peen around to side-hos. And we say romance is dead?
HollywoodLife reports that the pregnant (how long has this woman been fucking pregnant!?) 25-year-old Cardi snapped back at someone on Instagram after they tried to drag the female rapper for staying with her cheating man. After letting it slip at the BET Awards that the Cardi was his wife, she confirmed it on Twitter that the two had already been secretly married since last year:
This why i name my album “Invasion of privacy” cause people will do the most to be nosey about your life .Welp fuck it . pic.twitter.com/U3uHFOT3qK
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) June 25, 2018
The public did a bit of quick relationship-math and realized Offset’s cheating timeline overlapped with their marriage. These Internet detectives, man. How does it take so long to track criminals? These investigators need to hire some motherfucking millennials! Cardi–who loves when people criticize her questionable actions–jumped to her man’s defence by reminding us of other cheaters from history past such as Martin Luther King Jr. and Kobe Bryant:
— Vibranium Vagina (@Ms_Octoburrrjb) June 26, 2018
I actually find Cardi B incredibly relatable because she has a real give-no-fucks attitude. She has all the elegance of a debutante ball held at a Waffle House in South Bronx being DJed by Vybz Kartel’s hype man, and she doesn’t care. She knows she’s tacky and she lives it. I want to claim that same kind of carefree energy. But the feminist in me would prefer if she wasn’t so relaxed on letting her man slip it to other chicks. Maybe she can limit him to only cheating in certain countries? Or days of the week he can get blown by groupies? Healthy relationships are all about compromise.