Lovers of love, rejoice! True Love Everlasting is real, despite evidence to the contrary. Scott Disick’s canoodle sesh with a mystery woman at Kanye’s album release party is water under the bridge. He and Sofia Richie are back together as nature intended. In fact, they never even broke up in the first place. That lady at the party was just a friend. Plus, Scott had a little too much to drink. Scott and Sofia’s love is too strong to let a little harmless over the pants stuff get in the way of their destiny.
According to TMZ:
Sources say Scott has known the woman for years, and that holding her at the party was nothing sexual … and only lasted a few minutes. They also did not go home together. Regarding him telling people at the party he was single … we’re told that was the booze talking.
Scott proved it’s all good in the hood by posting a paparazzi picture of him and Sofia together in front of NoBu. In his Instagram story, wrote “We had no idea we even broke up but thanks for thinking of us”.
That was considerate of The Lord to ease Sofia’s worries by posting a staged pap shot of the two of them on his Instagram page like that. It really shows he cares. Sure it might come off as impersonal, tacky and crass, but it’s the thought that counts. Maybe he also bought her some genuine diamonds to make up for the his indiscretion. According to Scott, you’ve been singing that song wrong all this time; diamonds are actually The Lord’s best friend.
Diamonds are THE LORD's best friend!!!!! I've stacked up a pretty nice collection here, but one thing is for sure I would never buy anything but real diamonds. There are companies out there now talking about cultured or cultivated or above ground diamonds. AYFKM? Seriously, What person in their right mind would buy ANYTHING BUT THE REAL THING? I think it's an ass-backward move if you do because they HAVE ZERO VALUE, and how could you walk around wearing something FAKE? Trust me on this one, if you are buying diamonds for yourself or someone else make sure that they were not grown in a FACTORY or anything like that, make sure they are the real deal. #GetReal
That is sound advice coming from a materialistic narcissist with seemingly unlimited cash to burn. Poor people take note! The only way to get un-poor is to invest in the real deal. Don’t be ass-backward about it and spend your diamond money on the fake stuff, or worse, spend it on food or shelter. How else do you think The Lord stays blessed?
I do sometimes wonder though if Sofia stays blessed. Maybe if she loved herself as much as The Lord loves bling, she’d see that she could do better than an alcoholic man-whore with three kids and a ridiculous purchased title. She’s probably looking at Meghan Markle right now and saying, “Lord what have I done?” and he’ll reflexively respond, “I didn’t do nothing babe, I swear! I already told you, she’s just a friend”.