Makeup artiste turned TV person Jeannie Mai, who is on The Real, announced last October that she and her husband Freddy Harteis, who hosts some hunting show on the Sportsman Channel, were done after 10 years of marriage. Jeannie said on her show that one of the big things that sent them to divorce lawyers was the fact that she has no interest in filling her womb up with a fetus and while they were dating, she made it crystal clear that raising human slobber machines is not a goal she has. Freddy married her anyway because he was in love, but later on in life, the baby-making jizz fish in his balls got cagey and he decided he really wants kids. So they ended it, and Jeannie said that she hopes he found happiness. Well, dude wasted no time in finding happiness and a lady to make a baby with. Because he’s going to be a dad.
The Jasmine Brand says that around 7 months after it was announced that his marriage is over, he announced in a now-deleted Instagram post that his girlfriend of 6 months, Linsey Toole, is 4 months pregnant with his first baby. And I think I’m moving too fast when I let a boyfriend handle my remote control after 4 months of dating.
Because I’m a messy bitch who lives for drama (copyright: Joanne the Scammer), I’m looking at that timeline with suspect eyes. But maybe there was no drama, and a second after Jeannie made that announcement, Freddy went huntin’ for a mate to spawn with. I bet that his sperm fish were up in his balls, doing jumping jacks, stretching, killing it on the treadmill, and waiting at the gate of his dick as the Rocky theme song played. And I also bet that Linsey felt a punch in her ovaries area and said to herself, “I think I’m pregnant,” one second after Freddy stuck the tip in.
And here’s Jeannie Mai, whose head gave birth to clip-on bangs, with her The Real co-hosts (Tamera Mowry, Loni Love, and Adrienne Bailon) at the Daytime Emmy Awards on Sunday, where they won Best Talk Show Host.