Open Post: Hosted By A Recently Unearthed Highly Important Artifact 

April 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this year, Meghan Markle took a wrecking ball to her Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts, because it is highly uncouth for a British royal to mingle with the filthy peasants on the internet. But even though Meghan buried all her social media accounts, her posts still exist on the internet in other places, and the Instagram archaeologists at Buzzfeed did important work by sifting through them and finding the most valuable artifact ever found.

It seemed like Meghan Markle never straight-up posted Prince Hot Ginge’s face on her social media accounts, but she may have posted a picture of one of my favorite things (PHG) paired with my other favorite thing (The Golden Girls). Buzzfeed found a deleted picture from October 2016 of a bearded ginger wearing a Golden Girls sweatshirt. Meghan and PHG were dating each other at the time. Meghan added this caption:

“I take full responsibility for this sweatshirt. He wears it well. #goldengirls #truth”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And…. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I hate on Meghan Markle for rubbing it in our jealous bitch faces and letting us know that PHG is nearly the perfect man, because outside of the bedroom, he’s a dry, sarcastic substitute teacher in a long shawl sweater, and inside the bedroom, he’s a seasoned Southern belle slut who will tickle you with his boa while you’re handcuffed to his bedpost? Or do I thank Meghan Markle for giving me a picture that I will wallpaper the inside of my coffin with?

Nope I’m definitely mad at her, but I will forgive her if she “leaks” more pictures from that photo shoot and those pictures include PHG really showing his love for The Golden Girls by wearing Sophia Petrillo panties (Sophia Peentrillo?). That’s the only way!

Here’s Cruel Meghan and PHG (wearing Sophia Petrillo panties, I’m sure) at different Commonwealth events yesterday.

Pic: Instagram,

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