Night Crumbs
Thousands of Directioners probably lost their virginity when a clip of Harry Styles looking like he’s popping a boner made the rounds. Err, I’m pretty sure that’s a pocket or something, but if you’re a sick bitch who has always had a thing for Barney, don’t let that stop you from fapping to that purple boner – Towleroad
Somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she can stop wearing those Uncle Terry glasses now that she’s split from his best friend Justin Theroux – Lainey Gossip
Since ABC is probably all up Roseanne’s ass due to her ratings, it’s going to be really awkward when they make her in charge of Black-ish and Fresh Off the Boat – Celebitchy
It’s weird that MTV didn’t announce that they replaced JWoww with Pimp Mama Kris in a wig for Jersey Shore Family Vacation – Reality Tea
Molly Ringwald took a deep look back at the movies of John Hughes in the wake of #MeToo, and even talked to Haviland Morris about Caroline getting traded for a pair of fucking chonies in Sixteen Candles – Pajiba
Brooke Burke, the host of Rock Star (never forget), is getting divorced from David Charvet, the chiseled piece of hotness from Baywatch and Melrose Place – Just Jared
Alexandra Daddario should be mad that her stylist put her in the losing dress from a Project Runway prom challenge – Popoholic
The Paramount Network is going to try to make a First Wives Club TV series happen again – Boy Culture
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