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April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Thousands of Directioners probably lost their virginity when a clip of Harry Styles looking like he’s popping a boner made the rounds. Err, I’m pretty sure that’s a pocket or something, but if you’re a sick bitch who has always had a thing for Barney, don’t let that stop you from fapping to that purple boner – Towleroad

Somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she can stop wearing those Uncle Terry glasses now that she’s split from his best friend Justin TherouxLainey Gossip

Since ABC is probably all up Roseanne’s ass due to her ratings, it’s going to be really awkward when they make her in charge of Black-ish and Fresh Off the BoatCelebitchy

It’s weird that MTV didn’t announce that they replaced JWoww with Pimp Mama Kris in a wig for Jersey Shore Family VacationReality Tea

Molly Ringwald took a deep look back at the movies of John Hughes in the wake of #MeToo, and even talked to Haviland Morris about Caroline getting traded for a pair of fucking chonies in Sixteen CandlesPajiba

Brooke Burke, the host of Rock Star (never forget), is getting divorced from David Charvet, the chiseled piece of hotness from Baywatch and Melrose PlaceJust Jared

Alexandra Daddario should be mad that her stylist put her in the losing dress from a Project Runway prom challenge – Popoholic

The Paramount Network is going to try to make a First Wives Club TV series happen again – Boy Culture

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