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April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

A dude named Eric Jon Schmidt is running for West Hollywood City Council, and has decided to avoid blackmail schemes and smear campaigns by directing the people to his Dudesnude profile that’s filled with peen pics and fuck videos. Now THIS is a political campaign I can get behind, in front of, to the side, 69, etc… Now let’s hope future politicians will follow Eric Jon Schmidt’s lead (but only the hot ones!!!) – Towleroad

Leighton Meester as a blonde is giving me “JLo in Gwen Stefani cosplay” vibes – Lainey Gossip

Meghan Markle allegedly dumped her husband by sending him a letter through the mail. If that’s true, what an ice-cold demon she is. I think I like her now – Celebitchy

Remember that one from Real Housewives of Orange County you don’t care about? And remember when she split with the man you also don’t care about? Well, they might be back together – Reality Tea

On today’s episode of Maury: “Models You’ve Never Heard Of Who Are Scared Of Plushies!” – Drunken Stepfather

Emily Blunt needs to fire the 4-year-old princess-loving girl who is working as her stylist – Popoholic

Tiffany Haddish’s new movie looks stupid, predictable and trashy. I can’t wait to pay money to see it – Pajiba

Sam Smith is either about to suck glory hole dick, or leaning against a wall while getting a rim job, or he’s taking a nap standing up after listening to his own music – OMG Blog

Oliver Hudson could show up with only a towel on his head and I still wouldn’t watch his shitty looking new show with Jenna Fischer. Okay, I totally would – SOW

Verne Troyer is in the hospital after a friend told the cops he was drunk and suicidal  – Just Jared

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