Night Crumbs
Goopy Paltrow wished her man Brad Falchuk a happy birthday, and while doing so, she wanted everyone to know what he looks like without a top on. Or maybe she was reminiscing about that extremely romantic time when she took him into the woods to get his-and-hers trout urine enemas – Lainey Gossip
Rick Ross is in the hospital and he’s in a bad, bad way – Pitchfork
Charlize Theron used to be a stoner until she got to her 30s and the good shit just made her stand in front of her refrigerator a lot. I’m sure she stood in the fridge a lot because the food did a Pee-wee’s Playhouse-like show for her. She acts like that’s a bad thing – Celebitchy
Perfection IS D’Andra Simmons’ mom who looks like a watercolor painting of Tammy Faye Bakker – Reality Tea
Okay, but who gave (insert the name of the eliminated RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars queen here) Wite-Out in the first place? Charge them with accessory to fuckery! – Towleroad
And in a rare moment of clarity, Bella Hadid looked down and wondered what in the hell she was wearing too – Drunken Stepfather
Kendull Jenner tried it, but Phoebe Price will always be the pose queen of the gas station – Popoholic
Grown-up, muscled-up Garbage Pail Kid RiFF RAff boned a chick on camera, and you may want to grab a bottle of liquid antibiotics for your eyes before pressing play – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Reese Witherspoon is doing another TV series based on a novel, and this time she’s doing it with Kerry Washington – Just Jared