Uma Thurman Is Ready To Talk About Harvey Weinstein

November 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Hope you’ve got that doomsday bunker fully stocked with canned goods, powdered rations, and the necessary porn, because Uma Thurman is ready to open her mouth and release her fury on Harvey Weinstein. Her anger just might lay waste to the planet!

Uma was appointed HSOTD earlier this month after a clip of her reaction to being asked about the 2017 Outing Celebrity Pervs Initiative” went viral. In the clip, Uma is shaking with anger and speaks in a terrifying staccato tone while explaining that she was so full of rage that she couldn’t talk about the situation just yet. Harvey Weinstein better have his titanium codpiece on, because Uma has two movies worth of samurai sword training, and it looks like she’s coming for his disgusting ass.

The Guardian points to an Instagram post Uma posted yesterday in which she wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone except Harvey Weinstein. Accompanying a pic of herself as “The Bride” from the Kill Bill movies (movies distributed by Miramax), Uma uses the #MeToo hashtag that women have been using on social media to indicate that they have experienced sexual harassment and/or sexual assault. She notes that she’s thankful so many have come forward with their own stories.

The look she’s referring to could be the look on Beatrix Kiddo’s face in that pic or her demeanor in that clip. Or both! But on to the juiciest part of her holiday greeting. If I were Harvey Weinstein and reading this, I’d probably already have faked my death and fled to Nepal. Or at least paired that codpiece with some Kevlar.

“Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! (Except you Harvey, and all your wicked conspirators – I’m glad it’s going slowly – you don’t deserve a bullet) – stay tuned, Uma Thurman”

I like to think she was typing this while wearing that yellow tracksuit and preparing to polish up her sword. Harvey doesn’t look like the sort who jogs regularly, but he might want to start and never stop.


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