Open Post: Hosted By Adele As White Beyonce, Or Something

October 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Just like she does after every album, Adele has laid pretty low ever since finishing up what could be her last tour EVER, but early this morning, she got her fans crying like they just listened to an Adele song by making an appearance on Twitter and Instagram. Adele crawled out from her mountain of money and Grammys to wish everyone a happy Adeleoween and to wish someone she called “gorgeous” a happy birthday (most likely her son is “gorgeous,” but I bet Taylor Swift thinks that Adele is wishing her current piece an early birthday). Adele also dressed up, and my first guess was that she was a question mark dipped in glitter, because I had no idea what the fuck she’s supposed to be? And many don’t.

Did Adele dress as her God Beyonce? Did Adele dress up as Winifred from Hocus Pocus after Winifred won $1 million from a scratcher and ran off to Reno to live out her dream of becoming a casino lounge singer/strip mall psychic? Did Adele dress up as one of the RuPaul’s Drag Race queens doing her on Snatch Game? Here’s another pic of Adele’s “costume.”

Also I can't with this hair and make up

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I think that dress she’s wearing in the first picture is Gucci, so she pretty much just dressed up as a really rich bitch. That silver glitter on her eyes isn’t silver glitter from Michael’s. It’s crushed diamonds. And I don’t know what Adele dressed up as, but I do know that the Grammy committee held an emergency meeting today to give Adele a special and honorary Grammy: Best Performance By An Artist In A Halloween Costume.

Pic: Instagram


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