The Real Housewives of Atlanta has always been the filthiest of the bunch with its mudslinging, weave dragging (no, really…remember when Kenya Moore got dragged by her weave?), and particularly potent accusations. In short, it’s my favorite franchise. Now that NeNe Leakes is back in the mix, the tea and filth are really cutting deep.
On Friday, I posted about how NeNe accused Kim Zolciak’s daughter Brielle Biermann of bringing roaches into her new home by way of her snatch. First, we weren’t sure those even looked like roaches. Second, that just sounds uncomfortable for the ol’ lady bits. NeNe could have left it at that, but I guess she must have felt the need to scorch the earth on both coasts.
TMZ said NeNe had a standup comedy show in Oakland, CA on Saturday, and I was going to scratch my head wondering if I missed a career move, but the story continued that people booed. I mean, were they expecting Chris Rock-caliber material?? Rather than just take it like a champ and roll with the material, NeNe may be why BART and Lyft were the chosen modes of transportation in Oakland that night. While it’s unclear what a female audience member said, NeNe fired back:
“I ain’t even gonna tell you about the goddamn Uber driver. I hope he rape yo’ ass tonight when he take you home, bitch. And steal yo’ funky hello kitty, bitch.”
I don’t know what has NeNe so fixated on the Down Under these days, but it’s certainly an unconventional plotline. Andy Cohen certainly has no patience for a boring housewife (never forget DeShawn Snow), but he also has no time for a complete car crash of a cast member. Somewhere in Buckhead, Phaedra Parks is grinning ear-to-ear awaiting the call that she can come back and take her new palace off Airbnb.