Sofia Richie Got Caught Kissing Scott Disick

September 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Last we heard from “sources,” Sofia Richie (pictured above at her 19th birthday party at The Ivy last month) and 34-year-old Scott Disick were most definitely doing it and couldn’t stop doing it, and now it looks like they’ve taken their blessed union, which will last forever, public by getting caught kissing by a paparazzo they totally didn’t call themselves.

According to TMZ, Sofia and Scott went to Miami together yesterday and hung out on the beach, where they redefined ick by kissing in front of their hotel.

Back in May, Sofia denied Scott were her first big romantic mistake and said they were just “homies.” There are very few people I would consider my “homie”, one is my cousin who thinks it’s still a relevant term and the other is the cashier at my local market (who doesn’t speak a word in English so our interactions are strictly conducted in high German since neither of us speak Swiss German and are limited to “do you want the receipt” and “no, thank you” and even in this case I have never said it to him “hey homie” or anything like that, it’s more just a thought or a feeling because he’s very nice and is the only other brown person I ever see in my neighborhood) and I would never kiss either of them intimately.

What I’m saying is that she’s probably not calling Scott “just” her “homie” anymore.

Well, congratulations, little Sofia, you are now well on your way to TMZ stardom! Scott seems like a very, erm, mature man and he would have totally taken you to prom last year if you’d only moved faster! Hopefully Sofia won’t be asking him to make beer runs for her and her other homies because he’s got a wee little problem with the nectar. That’s the problem with older men; they come with baggage. In some cases they even come with steamer trunks. And in other cases they come with cargo planes filled with steamer trunks full of baggage.


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