Josh Duhamel Plays The Pious Card In His Split From Fergie

September 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are the latest celebrity marriage casualty, and, considering what he’s allegedly like to flight attendants, I can only imagine how those divorce proceedings are going to go. Ideally, it would involve Fergie-Ferg crooning “MILF$” during alimony discussions and then conclude with “Big Girls Don’t Cry” when Josh only gets an eighth of the spousal support he wanted and has to go back to flying Spirit. What? It’s not like he’s getting THAT much syndication residuals from Las Vegas. In actuality, it sounds more like Josh is working the “I tried!” angle.

If Page Six is to be believed, Josh is basically a choir boy who didn’t like how Fergie was “partying” again. A source says Fergie has recently gone back to her old rock star ways, and that sent their marriage six feet under.

“[Fergie] was very focused on her album and being a rock star again, and Josh felt like she was going back to her ‘old ways.'”

Considering there were no signs during her Rock in Rio concert that she forgot to hook up her catheter, Fergie isn’t back to the old ways I initially thought he was referring to. Page Six’s story alludes to her dark druggie past when she was a member of Wild Orchid, but there haven’t been any signs of her doing that either.

Dammit, Josh, what are these old rock star ways that have your panties in a bunch? Oh, wait. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she can’t sing a song without spelling something out. Was she constantly spelling things out? Yeah, I’d get tired of T-H-A-T to the T-O-O, Josh. So not G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.

Check out Fergie-Ferg rocking out on the Today Show earlier today (and clearly giving Hoda Kotb the feels!):


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