Aaron Paul Is Going To Be A Daddy

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren “Pretty Bird” Parsekian of four years announced yesterday that they are expecting a baby and I’m mad. I’m not mad at them, I’m happy for them but I’m mad at People for this:

From Breaking Bad to water breaking!

Really, People? You should have saved that line for the birth announcement!

Aaron announced the happy news on his Instagram. I’m surprised Aaron had the strength to post that picture. One would think he’d still be recovering from solely making a baby.

It’s their first child. Once Pretty Bird hatches their baby bird, I’m guessing they’ll name their child either Biiiiitch Paul or Pretty Chick Paul.

Lauren also announced the news on Instagram.

Oh hi ?????!

A post shared by Lauren Paul (@laurenpaul8) on

Pictures of ultrasounds are always weird . Once my friend made me go with her to do a 3D ultrasound and it was really unnerving. WAY too detailed. Also, why would you want to sneak peek at your baby’s face when it’s still all squished up and gelatinous? I would rather wait until it comes out to find out if it’s fugly rather that wait around another 3 months knowing that all your friends are going to be lying to you when they tell you how cute he is. Better to hear the lies when you’re still groggy from the drugs then to know the truth sober.

But I’m sure these attractive people will have an attractive baby. Congratulations to them.

Pic: Wenn.com

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