Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are either most certainly boinking and back together, or are just very religious followers of GOOP and trying REALLY hard to show how good they are at consciously uncoupling. The friendly exes were spotted at a beach in California over Labor Day paddle boarding. Sadly, there weren’t any n00dz this time around.
E! News found a source to snitch, and they think this paddle boarding hang-out most likely means they’re back together:
“They wanted to initially take things slow but they love being together and traveling with each other so it just so happen to speed up. They are in a great place and hope this time is going to work out. They are good traveling companions. They both love the outdoors.”
Yeah, those two really look like they share a bond over cabins in the woods. If I were her, the only wood I would want to connect with is the kind that happens to flop by an ear while on a long board. Legolas, you had to go and destroy Labor Day by showing up and concealing it for once behind a bathing suit. Way to ruin the end of summer, Orlando!
Katy recently said she was too busy to keep at it with her ex, even though she was also spotted with him at an Ed Sheeran concert. But methinks that American Idol reboot will be short-lived since, well, she wasn’t exactly a draw hosting the VMAs and Idol has that teensy weensy problem of not being able to hire anyone else to judge alongside her. What better way to rebound from shitty work than some Kitty Purry/Bloomin’ Onion action? And yes, Bloomin’ Onion is what I envision Orlando has named his peen. Get it, Kitty!