Kim Kardashian Still Doesn’t Know When To Shut The Hell Up

August 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Hollywood is the middle-school of life, and social media is the cafeteria where they all interact with the dumbest of feuds. Today’s bitchfest features come-to-life blow up doll Kim Kardashian and equally spooky plastic surgery nightmare Jeffree Star -who’s a make-up artist or some shit. These two are no strangers to controversy, especially considering some very ugly, racist comments Jeffree has made in the past. Well, now the two of them have been reunited with their favorite follower, “attention,” due to some comments about make-up and Kim’s inability to know her damn audience.

HuffPo has the entire breakdown of this 5th period lunch-time drama on their site, but basically this is how the story goes. Kim is pimping out some more of her over-priced war paint (aka a contouring kit) and posted a picture online. That’s when Jeffree materialized like the goblin he is to add his two cents.

This bitch. After he posted his unwanted feedback, Kim’s followers began digging up the receipts from Jeffree’s racist past, which prompted Kim to perform a little soft shoe and defend Jeffree by claiming she hates when people bring up her past as well.

“I see that my fans are totally hating on someone like Jeffree Star for being honest about my struggle swatches. But because of his remarks I’m learning. I get that it’s a serious deal if you say racial things but I do believe in people changing. And people that apologize, I will give them the benefit of the doubt. I know better than anyone that I hate when people bring up my past or mistakes that I’ve made in the past, so let him live.

Ok. Someone please call Julia Roberts and tell her to put on her best sophisticated Vivian Ward drag so she can run up to Kim and shout “Big Mistake. BIG Mistake. Huge!” Because her fellow classmates at Twitter Charter Academy are having a field day reminding Kim that, not only were Jeffree’s comments completely out of line, she should be more mindful of the shit she says as well.

And of course, because we live in the land of constant “Fuck y’all/My bad”, Kim threw on her best Touch Me In The Morning wig to blab out an apology, because she didn’t know racism still hurts people.

Bye Kim. Class is dismissed and you need to stay behind for detention. Now go up to the chalkboard, pull out your contour kit and write “Sex Tapes Shouldn’t Make People Famous” a million times or until your damn arm falls off.


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