Bella Thorne Masturbation Scandal Debunked
I remember when the word “scandal” really used to mean something. They used to involve murder, intrigue, the toppling of governments, cum stained dresses and coke cans full of pubic hairs. What passes for a scandal these is pathetic. Even when we have all the ingredients (the Russians, the cops, sex cults!), nothing ever seems to come of them. Well, today that all ends. Some Deep Throat motherfucker #tooktotwitter (#nevergonnagiveyouup) yesterday and delivered unto us the smoking gun: A video of Bella Thorne diddling herself and moaning something about a “frother.”
The NSFW video is after the jump!
https://twitter.com/dieforsyou/status/888084764699262976
Ok, there are some continuity issues, granted. And those shoes are highly suspect. But please just allow me to sit here a minute and be scandalized before you shit on this and tell me it’s fake. Because, of course it’s fake. Some chucklehead spliced the video together and is having a go at us.
Bella caught wind of this prank and responded with:
Hahahahaha wait you guys think this is real? Hahahaha. I don't even masterbate like that. Where's the vibrator thooo????????
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) July 21, 2017
I tell you, just when I think I have this whole internet/youth culture thing figured out, something like this slides into my DM’s (see, I’m almost there, I got the lingo down, right?) and I really have to work hard to wrap my mind around the situation. First off, Bella Thorne is who now? I needed to research that. Then, that curiosity sated, so I had to try to figure out what a “frother” was, because a bunch of people were talking about it like it was a thing. It’s not a thing. Upon further investigation, I have deducted that the video portion that contains Bella huffing and puffing is her actually saying “I really needed a father.”
Bella, whom first seemed to think the video was amusing, later posted this tweet:
The worst part of this video is them making fun of the fact that I lost my father. You're right. Me being daddyless is sooooo funny.
— BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) July 21, 2017
What’s this girl playing at? Didn’t she recognize the clip of herself before and know the context? Why wasn’t she outraged before? Bella’s dad died in a motorcycle accident in 2007. Seems like a mean joke. I liked this story better when “frother” was a thing. So much for the scandal that almost brought 2017 to its knees.
Pic: Wenn.com