Naomi Watts really did a number on me last year when it came out that (despite Liev Schrieber’s versatility in bouncing from a Shakespearean role to playing Cotton Weary in Scream) Liev would NOT maintain his 11-year part in pleasing Naomi’s Aussie cooch. The duo split, and garbled out the typical “We have huge love and respect for one another and high hopes for it to remain that way going forward” ca-ca. That is the usual prerequisite in Hollywood, before one of them fucks a member of the hired help and then has to buy them a Prius as hush money.
Well, it seems Naomi’s role as a horny therapist in Gypsy is sending tingles to her lady bits, as Page Six reports. Supposedly, she’s bumping Down Unders with her TV-husband (and MasterCard “Priceless” guy!) Billy Crudup.
A witness blabbed:
“Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup walked in holding hands. We didn’t know they were a couple. Pretty cool seeing two big stars so into each other.”
Witness, you must be from the boonies (so am I!). Because BIG stars leave a “We @re $o iNtO eAcH oThERRrrrR” away message on their AIM, when they have something to promote… (No, they don’t.)
Naomi told Vogue Australia (via People) in May she was spending more time with BFF Nicole Kidman, and even opened up about the split with Liev:
“There are good days and bad days and Liev and I are on great terms and we’re trying to do our absolute best for the sake of the children and we hope to keep moving forward in that way.”
Maybe seeing Nicole dressing like Daisy Duke at the beach all the time spawned the bad days, so she tried to maximize the good, probably after thinking, “If the dick was good enough for Claire Danes to wreck a home over, it’s good enough for me!”