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The spectacular puffy clouds of glamour that Celine Dion wore on her shoulders at last night’s Billboard Music Awards!
This year’s Billbored Music Awards really should’ve been called THE CHER AND CELINE SHOW!!! (Featuring some tricks you don’t care about and will fast forward through), because the only reason to watch that mess was to take in the double dose of legendary talent and glamour provided by Cher and THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD! Celine wasn’t only at last night’s BBMAs to add some much-needed potent glamour to that drab shit, but she was also there to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the movie Titanic by yodeling out My Heart Will Go On.
Celine’s performance had nothing to do with Dynasty, but it was still a much better Dynasty reboot than the crap that The CW is putting out. I mean, Celine performed in a chandelier on roids while wearing shoulder pads on roids. It was forty-five layers of extra thick eleganza!
Celine wore a Stephane Rolland Haute Couture gown and she told Entertainment Tonight after her performance that when her stylist, Law Roach, brought it to her, she knew it was the one. Celine probably chose that magnificent gown because she was thinking of the people. She knew that as soon as the first nightingale musical note (which was extra French Canadian last night) leaped out of her mouth, the audience would be so overcome with emotion that a waterfall of tears would flow out of their eye holes and there was a chance the entire place would flood. And if that happened, she’d calmly tell the people to hold onto her fluffy flotation devices and they’d all float to safety.
Or maybe she just wanted to look like a really elegant version of the iceberg.
Now that is a glamorous earth angel sent directly from gay heaven!
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