Khloe Kardashian’s Diet Is Really Boring

Khloe Kardashian used to be known as the bigger Kardashian (that honor now goes to Rob), but she has since shrunk over the past few years. You too could look like Khloe, but not all of us have the money or time for a diet rich in surgery and Photoshop. Good news! You can also achieve Khloe’s results with what you put into your body. No, not pro athlete dicks. I’m talking about food.

Khloe’s nutritionist Dr. Philip Goglia recently spilled the details of what Khloe eats in a day. If you’ve ever watched more than one episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (you’re in my prayers), you might have noticed that all they eat is salad. According Dr. Phil (via The Daily Mail), Khloe eats a lot of salad, but she also eats other things. And it’s as boring as salad:

Meal One: A scoop of protein powder and a spoon of almond butter blended with milk and fruit
Meal Two: A piece of fruit
Meal Three: Chicken breast, veggies, and a high-iron salad
Meal Four: Celery or tomatoes, and 12 almonds
Meal Five: Celery or tomatoes, and an egg
Meal Six: Fatty fish, veggies, salad
Meal Seven: A piece of fruit

“Fatty Fish” would be a great drag name for Khloe’s camel toe Camille.

Let’s be honest. Khloe’s actual daily diet looks like this:

Meals One through Four: Doesn’t matter, will be lipo’d out at a later date
Meal Five: Whatever salad I’m supposed to eat while shooting a scene where I pretend to care about Kim’s problems

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