Liam Gallagher Dragged His Brother For Not Performing At “One Love Manchester” 

June 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Expecting a Gallagher brother to not take an opportunity to act like a miserable taint sore is like expecting Lindsay Lohan to not snatch a wallet that’s left right in front of her, or like expecting me to not simulate a dick-sucking with a Prince Hot Ginge wax figure at Madame Tussauds. So it’s shocking to absolutely no one that Liam Gallagher used a charity event to once again spit at his dried-up twat of a brother Noel Gallagher.

Over ten years ago, Liam apparently called Coldplay a bunch of wankers and said Chris Martin was a plant pot. But for the sake of the children and Manchester, Liam decided to sing along with the whiny plant pot at last night’s One Love Manchester. Liam did Live Forever with Chris Martin.  There was a rumor that Oasis was going to reunite for One Love Manchester, but Noel Gallagher never stepped on that stage. Noel was out of town and I know this, because Liam said it in a tweet while slapping him down.

After the benefit, Liam tweeted 100% nice words. It was a little out-of-character for Liam, but if anything’s going to make a certified glum grouch get a little sentimental, it’s a charity show for kids.

That must’ve felt weird and unnatural for Liam, because he followed that up with just a teeny tiny dig into Noel.

And then finally, Liam stayed true to himself by raging on his sad fuck brother for not getting on a fucking plane for the kids.

Now that is the Liam we all know! But really, it was probably a good idea that Noel didn’t show up. And not only because if he did, we wouldn’t have gotten beautiful words of poetry like, “Get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids, you sad fuck.” I mean, the whole vibe of One Love Manchester seemed to be unity, and that may have been tarnished a bit by the sight of Liam elbowing Noel in the neck for looking at him wrong. Just a bit.

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