Jason Biggs And Jenny Mollen Are Going To Be Parents Again

April 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen announced today that they’re expecting a second child. The Spike TV version of Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell already have a three-year-old son named Sid Biggs. Since Jason and Jenny are a combination of so extra and not-right, I assumed they would have announced their baby news through a series of Instagram stories in which Jason reminds us of his love of urine by pretending to play Jenny’s piss stick like a flute. They actually kept it somewhat normal. Well, normal for them.

This is how I told my son babies are made. #numbertwo #nosefrida @fridababy #teetsreincarnated

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In case you don’t know, a NoseFrida is a device you use to suck snot out of a baby’s nose. A sponsored Instagram pregnancy announcement involving an actor who was super famous in the 2000s that wasn’t for Clearblue? I bet the social media team at Clearblue just gasped in shock.

I hope Jenny and Jason remember to Instagram a second, less gross announcement tomorrow for everyone. I’ve been dry heaving for the past 10 minutes at the thought of Jason Biggs getting sucked off in any way, and I have a feeling the lack of air to my brain is going to affect my memory.

Pic: Wenn.com/FayesVision

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