JLo And A-Rod Might Be Doing It

March 8, 2017 / Posted by:

It looks like the expiration date on Jennifer Lopez and Drake’s (alleged) relationship contract really has come and gone, because she may be spending her nights getting a burn on her face from furiously motorboating A-Rod’s plump tits.

Both Page Six and LoveBScott say that J-Rod (or should it be LopRod?) have been a thing for a little while and they’re keeping it on the down low for now. A-Rod was dating the CEO of 23andMe, Anne Wojcicki, up until a few months ago. JLo and Drake stopped doing whatever it was they were doing in either late January or early February. Page Six’s source says that 47-year-old JLo and 41-year-old A-Rod have been bumping nipples for a few months.

“They have been seeing each other for a few months, and were together in LA this past weekend. They are really into each other because they have so much in common — from their Latin roots, to their love of New York, and their kids.”

LoveBScott’s source says that they’ve been together for a couple of months and that JLo dumped Drake in January after a rumor came out that he fucked a porn star in Amsterdam.

So if Page Six’s source is right, then JLo was seeing two dudes (even though one was just for Instagram likes) at the same time. ESCANDALO!

I always thought that A-Rod’s type was a muscled-up chick with 8-packs on her ass cheeks and legs so strong that she can break his ribs while doing it missionary-style, but other than that, these two make sense to me. But I won’t believe it for sure until JLo brings her signature thirst to Instagram by posting a picture of her lying against A-Rod’s down feather pillow tits while snuggling in front of a fire.

And here’s JLo’s leaving an NBC event in L.A. the other day.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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