Night Crumbs

January 13, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Some people have just discovered that Blake NotSoLively says she’s part Cherokee in L’Oréal ads and I wish everyone would shut up about it before a dumb Hollywood executive gets ideas and casts her in a Sacagawea biopic – Lainey Gossip

This may be a bit embarrassing for you, but Maitland Ward is wearing the exact same outfit you wore to work today – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Marie Osmond is not performing at the inauguration, but honestly if she did, she’d be the biggest star there – Celebitchy

Okay, but what is that animatronic cat doing? Is she putting dandruff on her ass or ass dust on her hair? – The Superficial

Will that Nicola Peltz person please wear a lighter colored top next time so that we can get a better look at her dog, the true star of the picture? – Popoholic

Mimi Imfurst is truly first when it comes to American drag queens performing in Cuba – Towleroad

Pro tip of the day: Unless you’re Shelley Long’s Outrageous Fortune character, jumping from subway platform to subway platform is a really fucking dumb idea – Hollywood Tuna

And I thought Fix-A-Flat asses were beyond nightmare inducing – OMG Blog

Twice this week (the first time was at the Golden Globes) I’ve been reminded that Sylvester Stallone named one of his daughters Sistine – IDLYITW

Those of you who screamed out a million YAAASSSes over Donald Glover playing Lando Calrissian may have second thoughts after finding out that Atlanta has been pushed to 2018 because of Star Wars – Pajiba

Lamar Odom is obviously not 100% okay yet, because he’s saying crazy shit like how he wants Khlozilla back – Starcasm

A Living Single reboot may happen – Jezebel

Steve Harvey met with Donald Trump to discuss working with Ben Carson on housing issues. I was going to say that Trump is going to meet with Jerry Springer next, but Springer is actually qualified for a political position so that’s not going to happen – Just Jared

Billy Elliot is getting married to Kate Mara – Popsugar

Jaden Smith went full Jaden Smith after failing his driving test and he had a “meltdown” in the DMV parking lot. Oh please, Jaden shouldn’t feel so special. Who hasn’t had a meltdown in the DMV parking lot? – Metro UK

Pic: L’Oréal

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