Chris Brown Is Fighting With Soulja Boy Over Karrueche Tran
Chris Brown has been lying relatively low lately. Chris reminded us that he’s still the worst back in September, which is like two decades in Chris Brown Shitty Behavior years. He was denying that CPS was watching his parenting skills. Chris Brown clearly wanted to make up for lost time, because he’s back and he’s brought threats of assault on rapper Soulja Boy with him. So much for “new year, new you.”
According to Soulja Boy, it all started yesterday after he liked a picture posted by Karrueche Tran on Instagram. Normally that wouldn’t bother many people, but you have to remember that Chris Brown is so petty he could play Tank Girl in a reboot. Seeing that Soulja Boy had favorited a picture of his ex sent Chris Brown into a rage spiral.
Chris brown just called me and said he wanna fight me because I liked @karrueche picture on Instagram this nigga a bitch ????
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
Soulja Boy further slapped back at Chris Brown.
Aye @chrisbrown pull up nigga I'll knock yo Bitch Ass out stop snorting so much coke nigga. FRUITS???
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
Fuck @chrisbrown
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
That nigga @chrisbrown better not tweet shit with his pussy ass. He called my phone trippin so now I'm trippin Fuck nigga. Fruits! ???
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
Soulja Boy then poked a little harder by retweeting Karrueche and adding some kissy-face emojis. Chris responded by posting several shady videos making fun of Soulja Boy, including a couple where he laughs at Soulja Boy’s attempt to extend an olive branch. Chris clearly had second thoughts and he yanked a bunch of his video responses down, like one in which he accuses Soulja Boy of snitchery and another where he challenges Soulja Boy to three minutes in a boxing ring. But he’s kept this one up that was posted this morning.
Soulja Boy remained unimpressed. It sounds like Soulja Boy still wants to Superman that ho, but in this case, “Superman” means “beat the shit out of” and the “ho” in question is Chris Brown.
soulja boy going off on chris brown pic.twitter.com/tGmF9RDijC
— ? (@6PAPl) January 3, 2017
As of this morning, it sounded like Soulja Boy was ready to walk away. He also managed to get in a shady parting message at the expense of Chris Brown’s alleged drug problems.
Good morning. Love my fans. Good vibes only.
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
Say no to drugs kids. And stay in school.
— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) January 3, 2017
These two need to forget about Karrueche, because I’m sensing a real love connection between these two. Chris Brown and Soulja Boy sound like a match in aggressive mess heaven. At the very least I hope they skip the violence and hug it out, because nothing would be more embarrassing for Karrueche Tran than if they went through with that fight. I can’t imagine getting in the middle of a slap fight between Chris Brown and the man behind 2007’s most popular Bar Mitzvah song is the way she wanted to kick off the new year.
Pic: Instagram