Open Post: Hosted By The Ruining Of “Dirty Dancing”

October 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Since this has landed in my inbox and passed my eyes more than LinkedIn requests,  here it is to obliterate your memory of Dirty Dancing too!

That shitty TV series from 1988 didn’t totally ruin the memory of Dirty Dancing. Neither did Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, or that Dirty Dancing reality show, or the news about ABC’s remake starring Little Miss Sunshine. But this may have done it for me. The Dutch evil geniuses at LuckyTV did the devil’s work by mashing-up clips from the second presidential debate with (I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life, sung by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes. The result is a demonic masterpiece that made me go from “hahahahaha” to “whygodwhy” in 10 seconds. This mash-up put in me in the corner where I silently weeped over how every time I watch Dirty Dancing I’m going to think of the dehydrated dog lipstick known as Donald Trump creepily serenading Hillary Clinton. That dude at the 1:25 mark who tries to get up but can’t is me while watching this video. I tried to escape it but the immense amount of fuckery kept me in my seat until the end:

And let’s thank all the Gods that Lucky TV didn’t find a way to recreate the “Dirty Dancing” lift with Trump and Hillary. The sight of Jabba the Trump grabbing near her pussy area would put all of us in a coffin permanently.

I, for one, am in major need of a palate cleanser, so here’s one in the form of stunning pictures from the 1988 Grammys of Patrick Swayze and Liza Minnelli.

Pics: Getty

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