Iggy Azalea Wastes No Time

There isn’t a standard length of time to get over a dead relationship. Personally, I know I need at least a couple of days after a break-up to drunkenly wail out my sorrows in a duvet nest, taking breaks only to pee and refill my water bottle with wine. Iggy Azalea, on the other hand, appears to do it much quicker. It’s been less than two days since Iggy Azalea announced that she had grown tired of suspiciously sniffing Nick Young’s dick after every away game and was officially done with him. And it looks like she’s already moved into the stage of break-up grief that involves blasting “Since U Been Gone” while dumping his stuff on the curb.

On Monday, TMZ caught Nick’s 1962 Chevy Impala being towed away from Iggy’s house. Iggy gave the car to Nick for Christmas back in 2014, and judging by how good she is with money, I’m assuming it was towed to a used car lot to sell for cash. Iggy also tossed Nick’s stuff outside. Sadly, Iggy didn’t pull a Superhead and film an Instagram video of her throwing his shirts and underwear all over the driveway. Iggy actually got rid of her exes things in a very orderly, non-dramatic fashion.

Iggy Azalea — Take Your Crap and Shove It, Nick Young (PHOTOS) https://t.co/AufMhEvEyV

— TMZ (@TMZ) June 21, 2016

Let’s see what we’ve got here. An ATV, two chairs that look like they were stolen from the waiting room of Wrangler’s head office, some wrapped-up pictures, and…what is that fluffy grey thing? Is that a dusty microfiber mop? I think it might be. It’s either that, or the mummified corpse of Sigmund the Sea Monster.

TMZ has another picture of Nick’s evicted stuff, which includes an old ladder, a janky photo light, a busted TV stand, several grimy cardboard boxes, and a pile of filthy blankets. Good LORD, what a pile of garbage. Where’s the good stuff? Don’t tell me he pawned it all in order to buy that giant $500,000 engagement ring for Iggy Iggs. No really, I don’t want to know that. That would be too much of a bummer.

Pic: Wenn.com