Who Is Hot Slut Of 2015: Round 1

We have finally come to the point where we begin to find out who will be the overlord of Dlisted and win a prize package worth absolutely nothing. It’s time to vote for Hot Slut of the Year! The HSOTY showdown is broken down into 4 rounds. 4 different Hot Slut of the Months will be battle it out in rounds 1, 2 and 3. The fourth round will be the grand finale where the winners from rounds 1, 2 and 3 will go at it for the crown. I know, this is serious business.

For round 1, we’ve got 2 pussies, a granny who gets paid to fill her pussy and a Swedish sign language interpreter. I know, I tried to find a way to work the word “pussy” into the sign language interpreter’s description, but I failed. I’m disappointed with myself too. Anyway, here are your choices:

January’s HSOTM: Bart The Zombie Cat! Bart is the indestructible cat from Florida who was hit by a car and declared dead by his human. Bart’s human and a neighbor didn’t take him to the vet to make sure that he was dead DEAD. They buried him instead. Bart woke up, clawed his way out of his grave and vowed to get revenge on humanity for doing him wrong like that. Bart was taken to the Humane Society of Tampa where he was fixed up. The Humane Society refused to hand him back over to his human since you know, his human buried him alive. Bart is now living with a foster family and he has much pretty healed up. He looks like this now. He’s definitely spending his days plotting his attack on the world.

February’s HSOTM: The DGAF Pussy! Nobody doesn’t give a fuck like this pussy doesn’t give a fuck. In the video (click here if you’ve forgotten about it, but you shouldn’t have), a fluffy white evil pussy knocks a remote control off of a table and when he begins to play with a glass, his human begs for mercy! But since pussy was born fuck-free, he swats the glass off the table and cackles with glee on the inside after doing so. Thug life pussy-style.

March’s HSOTM: Tommy Krångh! When Sweden held their Eurovision finals last year, all of the spotlights were on the sign language interpreter who lit up television screens with his magical hands and the roller coaster of piping hot emotions that swept across his face. Tommy was there to sign the lyrics of the Eurovision songs, but he quickly became the breakout star and everyone hit the mute button just to fully take in all of the emotions he served up.

April’s HSOTM: Shirley Andrews! The 80-year-old (she may be 81 now) granny porn star who has the words “Gang Bang Queen” tattooed on her tit. She’s just like your memaw but instead of baking pies, she gets creampied and instead of beating brats with a switch, her granny poon gets beat with a peen. She’s my idol, basically.

Voting is below and the winner of round 1 will be announced on Monday, January 11th. Vote with your life!