Shirley Andrews Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

May 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Just like she did in Granny Gang Bang 7 (I made that title up, but it’s probably real), Shirley Andrews beat off three other tricks and took the title of Hot Slut of the Month. The 80-year-old porn star and inspiration who has boned more than 1,000 dudes and goes by the porn name Sandra Ann easily took the HSOTM crown over Pazazz, Thrifty’s Chocolate Malted Krunch ice cream and Queen Gina from The Real Housewives of Melbourne.

Shirley got 45.7% of the votes, Thrifty’s Chocolate Malted Krunch ice cream got 22.61%, Queen Gina got 16.02% and Pazazz got 15.67%. Shirley is now the reigning HSOTM Queen and will go to the Hot Slut of the Year finals next year. If she wins, I hope she’ll get “Hot Slut of the Year” tattooed on her other tit.

Thanks to all of you who voted!

On a different note, am I still drunk and stoned from yesterday or do her bangs look like a hairy chocha if you look at them while tilting your head to the side? Still drunk and stoned, you say? Okay, just wanted to make sure.

Pic: 50PlusMILFs

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