Open Post: Hosted By Cara Delevingne And St. Vincent Squirting At The Paps

December 19, 2015 / Posted by:

No, you’re not looking at two busted-looking Stormtroopers from a low-budget direct-to-Netflix ripoff of Star Wars: The Force Awakens called Space Fight: The Power Wakes Up. It’s famous eyebrow model Cara Delevingne and her current girlfriend St. Vincent (real name: Annie Clark) looking like two goth teens at a sleepover while spraying the paps waiting in front of Cara’s house with water guns.

On Wednesday, Cara swatted at a pap on Twitter who had tried to take an upskirt pic of her and asked for some revenge ideas, because I guess Dirty Work hasn’t opened a location in London yet. That’s when she made a quick run to London’s version of Toys “R” Us and pick up some tiny Super Soakers (Super Dampeners? Sure). Delevincent shot a couple loads at the paps, and they felt so good about it, they decided to do it again last night before they made their way to a Christmas party at Mick Jagger’s house.

💦Pay back💦

A video posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) on

Who knows if Cara and Saint will squirt at the paps every time they see them, but if they really want to take their pap-squirting game to the next level, they should fill their water guns up with AXE body spray. They’ll never see another photographer again if there’s a 100% chance they’ll leave Cara’s house reeking like a douchebag.

Pics: Splash,

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