Open Post: Hosted By Dreamboat Doherty At Paris Fashion Week

It’s been over a year since I’ve written about Panty Creamer Hall of Famer and Macaulay Culkin’s ex-roomie Pete “Dreamboat” Doherty (that art post doesn’t count), so let’s do a little catching up.

Dreamy has reportedly quit that crackhead life completely and is now living in a small French town where he goes antiquing with his girlfriend and plays some game called pétanque in his garden. Dreamy says that his days of injecting dragon chasing fuel into his eyeballs and getting caught up in the overdose deaths of heiresses are long behind him. Dreamy is sober after spending a long time in rehab and he’s back to work with The Libertines. The Libertines have a new album out and they’ve been touring a bit. They were supposed to play a show in London last month, but they canceled at the last minute after Dreamy had some sort of “medical emergency.” They claim that “medical emergency” isn’t PR code for “Dude fell off the wagon again and landed mouth first onto a crack pipe.” Dreamy had a panic attack just hours before he was supposed to go on stage. But he’s all better now and last night, he made an appearance at the Saint Laurent show in Paris where he flashed those gorgeous butt corn teeth and gave us hobo Chuckie Finster. Looking hot, Dreamy!

And now that we’re all caught up with Dreamy, you can go ahead and lick on his teeth freckles, because I know you want to.

Pics: Splash, FameFlynet UK