Blame Taylor Swift For This

August 28, 2015 / Posted by:

It seems like Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer have been friends for about six minutes, but I’m sure they have already made each other friendship bracelets in a dozens of colors and played at least 5 games of Dream Phone during a slumber party. They went on vacation together and are co-writing a movie. And last night, the BESTEST FWENDS IN DA WORLD danced onstage to “Uptown Girl” at Billy Joel’s show. Poor Pimp Mama Kris. She just threw the matching virgin blood vial pendants she¬†made for herself and Jennifer Lawrence into the incinerator. PMK thought they were best friends.

Billy played Wrigley Field in Chicago last night and when he busted out “Uptown Girl,” Amy Schumer came out and did the dance she does in Trainwreck. A quick second later, Jennifer Lawrence joined her and they danced before getting on top of the piano.

This whole “Please Welcome To The Stage” bit is totally a thing now and everyone is going to do it. I just hope it all leads to the ultimate “Please Welcome To The Stage.” I hope that during her show at a county fair, Stacey Q will say the words, “Please welcome to the stage, my biggest fan KIMMY GIBBLER!That would be the only good thing to come out of this new trend.

And at first I thought that Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer make sense as best friends and are perfect for each other. But then I changed my mind when I saw this video (WARNING: Pull out the Pepto-Bismol if the sight of foot love gives you the heaves.)

Amy Schumer isn’t Jennifer Lawrence’s soulmate, Quentin Tarantino is! QT, come and get your foot-loving soul sister.

Pic: Instagram

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