Noted feminist Donald Trump, sure to go down in history as “The Woman’s Candidate,” said some bizarre shit about his new arch-nemesis, Fox News’ Megyn Kelly after the Republican presidential debate. It got him disinvited to speak at a Republican activist conference in Atlanta today.
In an phone interview with noted CNN bimbo Don Lemon, Troll Patrol head Trump answered Lemon’s questions about his troubling interaction with Kelly during the GOP debate with this:
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her…whatever.”
If, like me, you immediately assumed that Trump was insinuating that Ms. Kelly was menstruating during the debate, you’re not alone.
Trump’s sweet words got him disinvited to speak at the RedState gathering at the College Football Hall of Fame in Atlanta. The host, conservative commentator Erick Erickson, attributed it to Trump insinuating that Ms. Kelly needed a tampon and perhaps a heating pad.
Trump and his wig backpedaled on Twitter, and he claimed he meant her nose.
This is all just incredibly elaborate marketing for when he resurrects Celebrity Apprentice on TLC, right? It has to be. Cuz’ this one is a straight-up freak. If by some horrific parallel universe hell moment he actually became POTUS, every country with nuclear capability would probably immediately fire upon us. And we’d totally deserve it.
Listen to Trump’s honeyed words in the clip below.