Prepare To Actually Feel Sympathy For Paris Hilton

June 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Are you someone who’s been slighted in the past by Paris Hilton? True, her continued presence in the world slights everyone.  I’m typing specifically about those who may have been bullied by her, or bore a racist comment from her, or you’re her gyno cuz’ that can’t be a great gig. If so, consider yourself Emily Thorne-level revenged. An Egyptian television show played the most nightmarish prank on her that I think I’ve ever seen played on a person. This is almost on the level of “I fake kidnapped your baby.”

Paris was in Dubai, because of course she was, and the Ramez in Control show tricked her on to a small commuter plane. The plane looks like a resort shuttle bus with wings. That’s the first sign that something’s gone awry. If your plane isn’t plane-shaped, don’t get on it. Hilton was under the impression that she was merely going on a 15-minute aerial tour of the city. Instead, they completely destroyed her by faking that the plane was going to crash. The pilot made the plane plummet and everything.

As Paris screams and demands to know what is happening, they make it worse. They tell her that she’s going to have to jump out of the plane and parachute to safety. They even throw professional skydivers in disguise out the back, pretending that they’re forcing them to jump. You can almost clock the exact moment when Paris’ single brain cell melts down. It’s also the exact moment that she obviously shits her Agent Provocateurs. You know that she’s really scared and not acting because she briefly embraces the person beside her who is of a different ethnicity than her.

They finally land the plane, and let Wonky know that it was all a gag. Frankly, I would have kicked the dude in the balls and probably shoved his face in the nearest spinning propeller. She’s merely stunned and notes that the prank was next level. She also reveals that dying in a plane crash is her worst fear. Her worst fear used to be that a former minion would supplant her as Reality Show Whore Queen of the World, but that actually happened.

According to Gossip Cop, the show was able to use the footage because Paris signed a release before they got her on to the plane. As Michael K opined, this prank could only be improved if it had been played on Paris’ asshole brother.

Pop some popcorn and watch Paris Hilton get psychologically tortured in the video below. FF to 12:00 to get right into it. You’re evil if you laugh even a little. Spoiler alert – I’m evil.

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