Night Crumbs

February 10, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

That Moe Howard hipster mess that Robert Pattinson had on his head has finally grown out. It’s now safe for the unicorns to come out of hiding and go back to the enchanted forest on his head. Go back home, unicorns, go back home… – Lainey Gossip

Kim Kartrashian can’t hold her piss and likes her dicks the bigger the better. That sentence can now be found next to “examples” under “TOO TOO FUCKING EASY” in the dictionary – Celebitchy

This woman makes yogurt from her vaginal secretions. Your move, Jamie Lee Curtis – Jezebel

That baby is totally thinking to herself, “Girl, please tell that mess touching me isn’t my grandma…” – Reality Tea

Kate Moss is giving me a little Basic Instinct leg part on the cover of French Vogue – Drunken Stepfather

Spider-Man has joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the nerds have serious, serious feelings about this – The Superficial

Joanna Krupa cut her hair, has double side tit – WWTDD

Tina Louise looks really, really, really different – Hollywood Tuna

CALL 911 AND REPORT THIS SLANDEROUS VIDEO TO THE POLICE! A video titled “Everything Wrong With Showgirls” should last exactly 0 seconds because there’s nothing wrong with Showgirls – SOW

Another trailer for Pitch Perfect 2 is out – Towleroad

All is right in the world again, because the paps are back to taking pictures of Hilary Duff walking from her car – Popoholic

Now these are some words to live by – OMG Blog

America’s sweethearts Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are doing a movie together – Pajiba

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s family is not taking her off of life support on the anniversary of Whitney Houston’s death – Just Jared

Jay-Z’s 100th problem: Brunch with Taylor Swift. Brunch. Brunch. Brunch. – Popsugar

Some of the Fifty Shades of Grey reviews are out and they’re not completely awful. This wasn’t supposed to happen! – HuffPo

Today in awwwwwwwwwwwwww – The Berry

Voting for Hot Slut of the Month ends tomorrow, so if you want to vote one last time vote or forever hold your peace! Yes, it took a lot for me to not type “forever hold your peen.”

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