Hot Slut Of The Month Is Back: Vote For January’s Winner

I don’t really know why I stopped doing Hot Slut of the Week, Month and Year, but I just did for some reason. (“SPOILER ALERT: It’s because you’re a lazy whore!” – you) The last time Dlisted did Hot Slut of the Month was in December 2009 and Snooki won. The last Hot Slut of the Year was also in 2009 and STAINS won. Well, it’s time for someone to distract STAINS with cupcakes and snatch that crown right off of his head. Due to popular demand (aka the 3 of you who emailed me over the course of 5 years about this), Hot Slut of the Month and Year is finally back.

We’re doing things a little bit differently this time around. Before, I picked a Hot Slut of the Week each week and the readers voted on my choices each month. This time, we’re skipping Hot Slut of the Week and going straight to Hot Slut of the Month. Every month, the 3 Hot Sluts with the most Facebook likes will compete with a Hot Slut of my choice. I know, this is more confusing than the presidential election.

In January, the HSOTDs with the most FB likes were Bart the Zombie Cat, Ernest Moniz the US Secretary of Beauty and Dave the dancing freak machine from the UK’s MoneySuperMarket commercial. My pick is the greatest TV character of the 21st century Cookie Lyon from Empire.

Voting is below. Dlisted’s first Hot Slut of the Month of 2015 will be crowned on Wednesday, February 11th. Do not take this decision lightly. It’s the biggest decision of your life!