Kaley Cuoco Really Wants You To Know She Didn’t Have A Nose Job

December 29, 2014 / Posted by:

For the past 4 days, Superman’s former contract ho and current Big Bang Theory billionaire Kaley Cuoco has been throwing up hospital selfies on Instagram in honor of her recent sinus surgery. Usually whenever a famous type checks in to the hospital for “sinus surgery”, that usually means they’re getting a new nose. And it wouldn’t be that shocking if Kaley Glencoco got some cosmetic snout work done, since she’s been pretty honest about that time she got her titties put in. HOWEVER, Kaley wants the haters to take whatever shady side-eye they threw at the words “sinus surgery” and stuff it up their ass, because she didn’t get the Ashlee Simpson Special:

Kaley Instagram

Normally if I saw a famous type bragging about their sinus surgery on Instagram, I’d also be hand-delivering a “yeah, sure” set of raised eyebrows, but I believe Kaley Cuoco when she says she didn’t get a nose job. Kaley is an incredibly proficient aspiring attention snatcher, so if Kaley got a nose job, you’d know it. There would be 12 paps waiting for her as she entered a building marked PLASTIC SURGERY CLINIC, 9 Instagram selfies of her and her doctor captioned “love my surgeon! #nosejob #blessed #newnose“, and a soft-focus picture of her gently holding her nose on the cover of UsWeekly with the headline “MY NOSE JOB JOY!

Here’s more of Kaley recovering from her NOT nose job surgery, and wearing a thick white bandage under her nose that sort of makes her look like a young Wilford Brimley, right?

Pics: Instagram

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