QOTD: Donald Sutherland Is A JLawaloonie

November 19, 2014 / Posted by:

If you peeked into the teepee in Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s backyard, you’d find Donald Sutherland smoking peyote and mind waxing about the solar plexus with Jaden and Willow. He’s obviously on the same shit as them.

At the premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 in L.A. on Monday night, Donald Sutherland slobbered out an ocean of praise for Jennifer Lawrence to E!’s Marc Malkin. According to Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Lawrence is the special messiah we all need and centuries from now, our children’s children’s children’s children will celebrate her birthday by farting out carols and watching her greatest work House at the End of the Street. Donald dribbled out this verbal craziness:

“When I worked with her, I realized the child was a genius. She’s the right person at the right time in the sense of Joan of Arc or Jesus Christ, any genius, in that sense.

She has the ability as an actor to tell the truth out of the material and that truth is immediately recognizable with everybody because it hits you in your heart, your solar plexus and your mind. And she has the genius of person to be not affected by all of this. She’s just a real girl.”

At first I thought he was joking, but does Donald Sutherland even joke? Jesus Chris, I mean Jennifer Lawrence, he laid it on thick. We get it, Donald Sutherland, we get it. You just saw her pictures from The Fappening.

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