No R-E-S-P-E-C-T: A Johnny Rockets Server Yelled At Queen Aretha For Eating Takeout Inside The Restaurant

July 26, 2014 / Posted by:

I didn’t know this until I put that picture together, but my new dream in life is to see Aretha Franklin perform in a Johnny Rockets. I haven’t truly lived a full life until I’ve listened to Queen Aretha holler out “Chain of Fries” while she pulls up the lid on the straw dispenser for me to pull out a straw to enjoy my strawberry shake with. I have a new life goal.

Sadly, Aretha didn’t perform in a Johnny Rockets, but after a sold out show at the Artpark Outdoor Amphitheater in upstate New York, the Queen of Soul really wanted to fill her mouth hole with some ground beef deliciousness. Aretha ordered a hamburger for takeout from a Johnny Rockets in Niagara Falls, Ontario and when she got her meal, she took it to a table and sat down. Some restaurants have declared it ILLEGAL for hos to eat take out at a table, because there could be others waiting for that table and some people pull that trick so they don’t have to pay a tip. But since Queen Aretha is Queen Aretha and can do whatever the hell she wants, she did it. We all learned at a young age to never interrupt Queen Aretha while she’s eating a hamburger, but some little fuck, who was obviously raised by rocks, didn’t learn that lesson, because they interrupted her eatin’ time and yelled at her.

Aretha’s rep tells AP that a young dumb, uneducated server committed an illegal act when they bitched at Aretha for eating her take out burger at a table:

The spokesman says Franklin ordered a hamburger after performing a sold-out show. But he says the server screamed at Franklin, saying she couldn’t sit down to eat because she ordered takeout.

Franklin says in a statement that the worker was “very rude, unprofessional and nasty.”

A Johnny Rockets spokeswoman says the franchise owner is sorry for the actions of “a new and very young employee.”

She says the owner has spoken with the employee and has clarified his takeout policies.

What’s most surprising about this story is that the employee made it out alive. I’m surprised that Aretha didn’t calmly put down her burger, pull out her magnificent Goodyear blimp tits and pound that server until they were ground human before taking that meat to the kitchen to fry it up and swallow it down. That sever is lucky they caught Queen Aretha on one of her good days.

Pic:, Waymarking

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