Tracy Morgan’s Condition Gets Upgraded

June 17, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s been ten days since the the New Jersey turnpike crash that killed comedian James McNair and put several people including Tracy Morgan in the ICU. Tracy was down and out in critical condition and there was a rumor that he was in such a bad way that doctors were going to Heather Mills one of his legs. Tracy’s rep quickly denied that. Last night, Tracy’s rep told AP that he’s slowly getting better and his condition has been upgraded from “critical” to “fair.”

I figured that while Tracy was in the hospital, he was spitting out nurse and bedpan jokes here and there. But Tracy’s rep said that his personality has just started to come back. Tracy’s assistant Jeffrey Millea was in critical condition, but he’s also been upgraded to fair. Comedian Ardie Fuqua is still in critical.

Kevin Roper, the Walmart truck driver who was supposedly awake for 24 hours straight before he crashed into that limo bus, recently pleaded not guilty to vehicular homicide.

Things are looking up for Tracy. Well, I guess that’s only a matter of time (and lots of painkillers) before Tracy goes from “fair” to “good” and is back out there gracing the cameras with his glorious bloated gut, cracking jokes about stabbing his gay son and yelling at pigeons for being pigeons.

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