Night Crumbs
The Order of the Garter (I think that’s when Prince Philip pulls off THE QUEEN’s garter and throws it into the crowd) happened in London yesterday and Prince Charles, Prince William and other dudes had the audacity to do themselves up in Tama the Station Cat’s signature look! – Lainey Gossip
Um, Olivier Martinez forgot to clean up after he and Halle Berry got into some Dirty Sanchez kink – Celebitchy
Oh God, it’s Noah Cyrus again… Thankfully, she’s staying away from the pole this time – The Superficial
Jude Law’s fetus-faced son is modeling now – Buzzfeed
Brandi Glanville is dating someone. We’ll find out in a few weeks who he is when LeAnn Rimes fucks him – Reality Tea
Kate Walsh + a body chain = a definite NO – Hollywood Tuna
Tila Tequila is getting sliiiightly better at Photoshop, I see – Drunken Stepfather
Sam Smith, who gives me young Boy George vibes, croons on Good Morning America – Towleroad
Kourtney Kardashian kicked Scott Isadick out of the house, because her script read, “kick Scott Isadick out of the house” – ICYDK
Jaime King’s in a one piece and sadly I’m not talking about Ja’mie King – Popoholic
Brian Williams like big butts and he cannot lie – Pajiba
Keira Knightley’s been mistaken for Our Lady of Cheetos a few times because people are dumb – Jezebel
Zachary Levi got married – SOW
Hot pieces (mostly) taking selfies – The Berry
Jared Leto’s brother and his vulcan brows got busted for drunk driving – Just Jared
Three minutes after these pictures of Courteney Cox in the sun were taken, all that was left was a puddle of plastic on the sand – Popsugar