Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are Doing It

May 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Oh, my sweet, breathe in the musty scent of your delicious foot stank on my mouth…” – QT

UsWeekly says that Quentin Tarantino has finally switched out his The Bride Real Doll for the real thing. It’s a good thing, because he’s had to have the rubber on the feet of his Uma Thurman Real Doll replaced several times. A source tells UsWeekly that QT has been dipping into Uma’s uma here and there throughout the years, but recently he’s been regularly slurping the foot sweat between her toes. During the Cannes Film Festival, Uma and QT shared a villa together and the source says she’s gone from his muse to that woman who gets to hear QT squeal when she gets out of the bath tub and tells him that she’s got toe raisins. Because to QT toe raisins = ribbed for HIS pleasure. The source said:

“They had a thing and got together again recently. He’s loved her for years. There has always been an attraction. She has indulged from time to time, and that’s how their relationship has always worked.”

Uma recently broke up with hedge fund mogul and the father of her kid Arki Busson.

These two make a whole lot of sense to me. While Uma’s in between billionaires, she might as well get with a kinky fucker who’ll give her free pedicures with his mouth. Uma’s hooves will always be looking fresh thanks to QT chewing off her corns and licking up her jam. But QT’s poor footlight is going to be so lonely now that he’s got Uma’s feet to entertain him.

Here’s Uma wearing toe cleaving-baring shoes while posing with QT at Cannes over the weekend.

Pics: Wenn.com

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