BREAKING: Prince William Flew Coach

May 6, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Eli Ross, a reporter for ABC24, tweeted this picture on Sunday of Prince William’s bald head royale sitting under the lights in COACH while traveling from Memphis to Dallas after Guy Pelly’s wedding. Yes, Prince William is really the people’s prince and just like the rest of us peasants he loses the feeling in his lower half as he’s squeezed into coach. Or maybe, this is some damage control shit and this picture wasn’t taken in the actual coach section of an actual airplane. It was taken on a set and this is just a fake coach section on a fake airplane and he really flew back home from Memphis on a gold-covered private jet that was paid for by the taxpayers.

As for Prince Hot Ginge, he got to Dallas by riding on the back of a Harley and as he sang out, “Born To Be Wild,” he took swigs from a flask full of whiskey and tore off his shirt so his ginger nipples could breathe in the wild, wild air.

via NYDN

Tags: Prince William, Yeah Okay

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