For Why, Lupita, For Why?????

May 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Okay, the Met Gala MESS Gala theme this year really was Busted Disney Princesses and Lupita Nyong’o got the memo, because here she is serving up some disco Pocahontas madness.

Where do I even begin? Lupita must’ve let the whole “being fashion’s it” girl go to her head, so she showed those fashion whores that she can show up to the Met Gala looking like a dreamcatcher caught a nightmare. How does this even happen? Was she doing lines of coke at the pied-à-terre of some 70s pimp and realized she was late to the Met Gala so she threw one of his beaded curtains and a few potted plans on her body and called it good? It’s like Josephine Baker as a Solid Gold dancer. She’s like a living cat toy.

But I guess, there’s no point in going to the Met Gala if you’re not going to look like you lost every piece of your mind and should be 5150’d. So with that said, Lupita was my second favorite mess of the night and my favorite mess was Drunk Ass Sandra Lee and her deflated fallopian tube gown.

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