Oh, It’s Just RiRi’s Nipples Again

If an Amish person, an alien or a squirrel who suddenly learned human communication skills told you that they’ve never been on the Internet before and asked you what should they know before they go in, give them dozens of links to pictures or RiRi’s tits before saying, “Get to know these well. You’re going to see them a lot.”

RiRi gave French magazine Lui what she gives her Instagram followers almost daily (well, maybe not anymore): pierced nip and ass action. The NSFW version of the cover is here and it feels weird calling RiRi’s tits NSFW since I’m sure your entire work and beyond has already seen them a million times over. In Lui’s spread, RiRi didn’t only show nips and 80s tan lines, she also popped her ass in the air like she was an 18-year-old blond twink at a Bryan Singer party and Kevin Spacey just yelled, “Butts ups! Daddy’s hungry!”

You know I’m all for chick pop stars like RiRi and Miley showing their tits and ass all the time, but what about the dude pop stars? When are we going to open up some French magazine and see some dude pop star greased up and sprawled out with his untanned dick lying on top of his over-tanned thigh? Whatever happened to equality? When are we going to see that? By the way, the sprawled out dude pop star I pictured in my head was Engelbert Humperdinck. You too, right?

Here’s more of RiRi’s NSFW ho shit in Lui magazine.